North Bay Area, California AMERICA • June 25-28th 2026
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SO YOU SAY YOU’VE NEVER FESTED?!
Since 2022, 40fest is a weekend of dudes celebrating each others strength, basically a birthday party for middle age men who don't want to grow up.
this year will be 40fest cofounder mark's birthday celebration, so there will be plenty of golf, guns and drinking monsters (whites only, but not like that)
Our lawyers are still finalizing the exact house location but it will be in the nether regions of the North Bay so prepare to encounter California Cletus types. Flights in and out of SFO are encouraged, but Oakland is respected if you like to live dangerously
All men who identify as dudes are invited to attend
Activities include but not limited to, playing sports, playing stupid games like knife throwing, watching sports (WORLD CUP YEAR), playing poker, and lots of group therapy about medium to severe plaque sclerosis, and how one’s relationships are deteriorating
Prior years we’ve done Mtn. biking, go karting, pickle ball (we have a pro on staff) and an epic softball game.
Depending on numbers we’ll try to replicate a softball game and mark will really strive to golf during all daylight hours
Register to stay to all days or just a few if you’re afraid.
Plenty of beds for all!
Address to be determined but will be in the Bay Area
Zip line into pool still being worked on
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Thursday
6/27
Gather in SF
Dudes celebrating Dudes.
Golf at Harding park
World Cup Game in Santa Clara for those are are up to it
yep it is the big one to finally settle the score of whose nation is more often misspelled
AUSTRALIA VS PARAGUAY
Drive up to house
Friday
6/28
Flavortown in Full Effect
Mountain Biking
Tennis & Pickle
Golfing
Grilling
World Cup Soccer Watching
Saturday
6/29
Rally car racing nathan’s 1980s Porsche (it will also serve as a towel rack)
Skeet shooting
Paintballing
Golf…
